1
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(Stottlemeyer)
 I DON'T LIKE IT.

2
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YOU OUGHTA
BE WEARIN' A WIRE.

3
00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:12,512
OH, LISTEN, LELAND,

4
00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:14,414
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HE'S GOT.

5
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WELL, LOOK, MAYBE I SHOULD HANG
AND WATCH YOUR BACK.

6
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OH, COME ON.

7
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YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.

8
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YOU ALWAYS DID.

9
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LELAND, GO HOME.

10
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GET SOME SLEEP.

11
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PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

12
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LOOK, ADAM,
COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

13
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YEAH.

14
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WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC
YOU CALL ME "CAPTAIN", OKAY?

15
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OH, I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN.

16
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STILL CAN'T
SAY IT WITHOUT LAUGHIN'.

17
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(girl)
 HOW ABOUT A PHOTO?

18
00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:02,862
HERE'S YOUR TICKET.

19
00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:03,796
YOU CAN PICK IT UP
WHEN YOU LEAVE.

20
00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,766
NO THANKS.

21
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JOHN GITOMER?

22
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YOU KIRK?

23
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SOMETHIN' YOU
WANNA TELL ME?

24
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NO, NO, NO.

25
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I SAID I HAD SOMETHING
TO SELL YOU.

26
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OH, OKAY, WHAT?

27
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SHIPMENT OF PURPLE HAZE,
10,000 TABS.

28
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I KNOW WHERE, I KNOW WHEN,
I KNOW WHO.

29
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YOU INTERESTED?

30
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IF IT'S RIGHTEOUS,
I'M INTERESTED.

31
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OKAY, BUT NOT HERE.
NO, THIS IS FINE.

32
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HEY, HEY.

33
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HEY, GET YOUR HANDS
OFF ME, MAN.

34
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LISTEN, DO YOU GOT
A PROBLEM?

35
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I CAN'T TALK HERE.

36
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WHY NOT?

37
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UP THERE.

38
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I DON'T THINK SO.

39
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WHO TOLD YOU
TO CALL ME?

40
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I'LL TELL YOU
UP THERE.

41
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NO, WHO GAVE YOU
MY NAME?

42
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SEE YA.

43
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(Gitomer)
 HEY, SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!

44
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HEY, THIS GUY'S
 TRYIN' TO KILL ME.

45
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(Kirk)
 WHAT ARE YOU YELLIN' ABOUT?

46
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(Gitomer)
 FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP THE RIDE!

47
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(Kirk)
 HEY PAL--

48
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(Gitomer)
 HE'S KILLING ME!

49
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(Kirk)
 CALM DOWN.

50
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(Gitomer)
 HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

51
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(Kirk)
 WHAT ARE YOU YELLIN' ABOUT?

52
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(Gitomer)
 HEY, HELP!

53
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(Kirk)
 CUT IT OUT.

54
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CALM DOWN.

55
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(Gitomer)
 SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!

56
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(Kirk)
 WHAT? I'M NOT--

57
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(Gitomer)
 HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

58
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(Kirk)
 STOP IT!

59
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STOP THE RIDE!
STOP THE WHEEL.

60
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LET ME OFF.

61
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(Kirk)
 YOU'RE SICK, BUDDY.

62
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POLICE OFFICER, STEP BACK.

63
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EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.

64
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(girl)
 WHAT DID YOU DO?

65
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(man)
 GUY JUST JUMPED THAT GUY.

66
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(girl)
 SOMEBODY CALL 911.

67
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I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.

68
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I WAS--

69
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[upbeat ragtime music]

70
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*

71
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(female reporter)
 LT. ADAM KIRK IS, OF COURSE,

72
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NO STRANGER TO CONTROVERSY.

73
00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,578
SIX YEARS AGO HE WAS
SUSPENDED FOR USING EXCESSIVE--

74
00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,846
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

75
00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:06,947
I DON'T KNOW--A TASTE.

76
00:04:06,979 --> 00:04:08,782
AMPHETAMINES, ANYTHING?

77
00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:09,817
THEY'RE GONNA
WANT A BLOOD TEST.

78
00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:10,683
BRING IT ON.

79
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AND HE WAS
IN THE NEWS AGAIN RECENTLY

80
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WHEN ALLEGED KILLER
LEONARD STOKES

81
00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,923
ACCUSED HIM
OF POLICE BRUTALITY.

82
00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:17,957
CAPTAIN, WE GOT TO--

83
00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,694
GIVE ME 30 SECONDS,
ALL RIGHT?

84
00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,295
ALL RIGHT.

85
00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:24,598
INTERNAL AFFAIRS IS GONNA
TRY TO RIP YOU APART.

86
00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,367
WELL, THEY'VE BEEN TRYIN'
FOR YEARS.

87
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LOOK, ADAM,

88
00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:28,735
IS THERE SOMETHIN'
YOU WANNA TELL ME?

89
00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,737
HE PULLED A KNIFE?

90
00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,971
THERE WAS A FIGHT,
IT WAS EITHER YOU OR HIM?

91
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LELAND, LELAND,

92
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I NEVER TOUCHED HIM.

93
00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,476
THERE WERE BRUISES
ON HIS CHEST.

94
00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,011
WELL, HE MUST'VE
STUCK HIMSELF.

95
00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:41,715
HE STUCK HIMSELF?

96
00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,683
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,

97
00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:44,752
YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

98
00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,752
MM-HMM.

99
00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:46,954
NO, YOU DON'T
SPEAK ENGLISH.

100
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I'M GONNA CALL
SAM DWYER FROM PPA

101
00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:49,956
AND HE'LL
SEND SOMEBODY OVER.

102
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LELAND, I NEVER TOUCHED HIM.

103
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NOT A WORD.

104
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I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

105
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CAPTAIN.

106
00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,995
ALL RIGHT.

107
00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,834
PAUL?

108
00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,069
WELL, HE WAS STABBED
IN THE AORTA.

109
00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:05,572
HE WAS GONE
BEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND.

110
00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,574
SELF DEFENSE?

111
00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:07,574
MAYBE.

112
00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,942
WHAT ABOUT THE BRUISES?

113
00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,009
THERE WAS A FIGHT,
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

114
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(Paul)
 WHEN I GET HIM DOWN

115
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TO MY BEAUTY PARLOR,
I'LL KNOW A LITTLE MORE.

116
00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,483
THANKS, PAUL.

117
00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,850
ALL RIGHT, I NEED THE LAB
TO RUN THE KNIFE

118
00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:18,951
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YES, SIR.

119
00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,488
AND I NEED ADAM
CHARGED AND BOOKED.

120
00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,391
HAVE PARKO DO THAT.

121
00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,860
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

122
00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,129
TWO GUYS GO UP ALONE,
ONE OF 'EM COMES OUT DEAD.

123
00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:30,363
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

124
00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,901
CAPTAIN, WHAT ABOUT MONK?

125
00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,536
HE MIGHT SEE SOMETHING
THAT WE'RE NOT SEEING.

126
00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,904
MONK IS NO GOOD
TO ANYBODY RIGHT NOW.

127
00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,706
HE'S GOING BEFORE
THE REVIEW BOARD TOMORROW.

128
00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,975
YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS
WHEN HE'S UNDER PRESSURE.

129
00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,377
HE'S GONNA BE
A BASKET CASE TOMORROW.

130
00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,012
(male board member)
 FORMER DETECTIVE MONK,

131
00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,014
WE'VE BEEN
REVIEWING YOUR FILE

132
00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,081
WHICH INCLUDES A STATEMENT

133
00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,651
FROM YOUR PSYCHIATRIST,
 DR. KROGER.

134
00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,887
NOW HE SAYS
YOU'RE STILL OBSESSED

135
00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,689
WITH THE MURDER OF YOUR WIFE
 TO THE POINT

136
00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,557
WHERE YOU
 ARE EMOTIONALLY PARALYZED.

137
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DO YOU AGREE?

138
00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,495
WELL, SHE WAS MY WIFE.

139
00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,930
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

140
00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,098
IT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER CASE.

141
00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,100
HOW'S THAT
INVESTIGATION GOING?

142
00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,536
(Monk)
 WE'RE STALLED.

143
00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,870
FRANKLY, IT'S A DEAD END.

144
00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:10,937
(male board member)
 HOWEVER,

145
00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:11,971
THERE IS SOME GOOD NEWS.

146
00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,005
KROGER SAYS THAT, UH,

147
00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,908
YOU'VE BEEN SHOWING SOME
 SIGNIFICANT PROGRESS

148
00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,910
IN SOME OF YOUR
OTHER PROBLEMS.

149
00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:17,911
YES, I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD.

150
00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:19,612
SINCE YOUR SUSPENSION,

151
00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:20,947
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING AS A
 PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.

152
00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,014
IS THAT RIGHT?

153
00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,956
WELL, IT HASN'T MADE ME RICH.

154
00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,192
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S WHAT I DO.

155
00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,495
IT'S WHAT YOU DO.

156
00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,096
I LIKE THAT.

157
00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,865
YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE READY

158
00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,432
TO DO WHAT YOU DO
 FOR US AGAIN?

159
00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,034
I MEAN, OFFICIALLY?

160
00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,637
I THINK I'M READY.

161
00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,005
AS YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN DOING

162
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SOME CONSULTING WORK
FOR THE DEPARTMENT.

163
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YES, ON EIGHT OCCASIONS.

164
00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:50,843
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.

165
00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:51,911
ALTHOUGH, ISN'T IT TRUE,
MR. MONK,

166
00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:52,980
THAT ON MORE
THAN ONE OCCASION,

167
00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:54,947
YOUR PHOBIAS HAVE HINDERED
 THE INVESTIGATION?

168
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,617
FOR EXAMPLE,

169
00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,886
LAST FEBRUARY
YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS

170
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,654
ALLOWED A SUSPECT
IN SAN ANSELMO TO ESCAPE.

171
00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:05,492
WELL, NO OFFICER
IS WITHOUT FEAR OF SOME KIND.

172
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,494
THAT'S TRUE.

173
00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,595
WE ALL ACCEPT THAT.

174
00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:08,696
AS LONG AS THOSE FEARS
DON'T INTERFERE

175
00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,163
WITH THE PERFORMANCE
OF HIS DUTIES.

176
00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,500
(male board member)
 WE'LL BE MAKING A FORMAL
 RECOMMENDATION

177
00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,201
BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

178
00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,803
WE HAVE TO SPEAK
WITH TWO OR THREE MORE PEOPLE.

179
00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,872
INCLUDING
 CAPTAIN LELAND STOTTLEMEYER.

180
00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:19,740
CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER?

181
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,141
AS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER
FOR YEARS

182
00:07:21,173 --> 00:07:23,511
HIS TESTIMONY IS CRUCIAL.

183
00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:25,512
(female board member)
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN.

184
00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:32,920
MR. MONK?

185
00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,887
THANK YOU.

186
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,689
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

187
00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,125
WE'LL RECONVENE
TOMORROW AT 5:00.

188
00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,863
(Sharona)
 HOW'D IT GO?

189
00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,865
IT WENT GREAT.

190
00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:46,867
[gasps]

191
00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,034
I WAS AMAZING.

192
00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,637
I WAS FRED ASTAIRE.
YES, YES!

193
00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,271
DID YOU REMEMBER TO BITE
THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE

194
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,606
TO HELP YOU FOCUS?

195
00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,841
I BIT THE TIP
OF MY TONGUE.

196
00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:55,875
I WAS GREAT.

197
00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:56,877
GET IN THE CAR.

198
00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:57,944
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

199
00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,846
I'M DRIVING,
GET IN THE CAR.

200
00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,848
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

201
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,952
SHARONA, THEY COULD
BE WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW

202
00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,221
FROM THE--DON'T LOOK--
FROM THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW.

203
00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:09,288
DON'T LOOK.

204
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,591
SO WHAT?

205
00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,225
SO I CAN'T LET THEM
SEE YOU DRIVING ME.

206
00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,293
I'D LOOK LIKE AN INVALID.

207
00:08:14,326 --> 00:08:16,228
SO GET IN THE CAR.

208
00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,531
NO.

209
00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,167
GET IN THE CAR.

210
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,603
WILL YOU GET IN THE CAR?

211
00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,173
DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE?

212
00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:31,011
YES, I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

213
00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:31,944
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU.

214
00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:34,615
WELL, THERE'S ABOUT 15 THINGS
THAT I CAN DO

215
00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,948
THAT YOU'VE
NEVER SEEN ME DO.

216
00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:36,950
LIKE WHAT?

217
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,184
DRIVE, I CAN DRIVE.

218
00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,820
GET IN THE CAR.

219
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,053
DON'T--
THEY'RE NOT WATCHING YOU.

220
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,056
(Monk)
 LOOK, WHAT ARE YOU
 DOING LOOKING?

221
00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,758
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

222
00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,025
DO YOU EVEN
HAVE A LICENSE?

223
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,259
OF COURSE
I HAVE A LICENSE.

224
00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,895
IS IT VALID?

225
00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:49,996
YOU KNOW WHAT?

226
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:50,864
I'M GONNA SHOW IT TO YOU

227
00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,298
IN THE CAR.

228
00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:54,934
I JUST PUT IN A NEW
$1,200 TRANSMISSION.

229
00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,605
I'M NOT GONNA WRECK
YOUR PRECIOUS TRANSMISSION.

230
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,773
GET IN THE CAR.

231
00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:00,874
I HAVE AN IDEA.

232
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,075
START YAWNING.

233
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,844
YAWNING?
YEAH.

234
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,879
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO DRIVE.

235
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,947
WHY WOULD I BE
TOO TIRED TO DRIVE?

236
00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:08,981
IT'S 10:00 IN THE MORNING.

237
00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,650
I'M NOT IN KINDERGARTEN.

238
00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:11,751
I'M TRYIN' TO GET
MY BADGE BACK HERE.

239
00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:12,820
EVERYBODY GETS TIRED.

240
00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:15,087
YOU DON'T THINK
COPS GET TIRED?

241
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,356
ANYWAY IT'S TOO LATE
TO START YAWNING NOW.

242
00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:18,357
I WOULD'VE HAD
TO START YAWNING

243
00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,360
WHEN I WAS UPSTAIRS
TO SET IT UP.

244
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,162
IT IS NOT TOO LATE
TO START YAWNING RIGHT NOW

245
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,596
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
TO START YAWNING

246
00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:24,798
AT SOME POINT
IN THE DAY.

247
00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:25,798
EVERYBODY YAWNS ALL DAY.

248
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,366
THERE'S NO RULES, YAWN.

249
00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:30,803
[yawning]

250
00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:31,904
MR. MONK.

251
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,039
YOU'RE STILL HERE.

252
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,374
YEAH.

253
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,775
YEAH, WE'RE LEAVIN' THOUGH.

254
00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,778
WE'RE GOING--HERE WE GO.

255
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,812
SHARONA?

256
00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,147
YOU COMIN'?

257
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:46,986
KEYS.

258
00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,690
KEYS.

259
00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,024
GOOD PARKING SPOT, THOUGH.

260
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,024
DON'T YOU THINK?

261
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,961
I MEAN, LUCKY, LUCKY.

262
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,697
CAN'T BEAT IT
WITH A STICK.

263
00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:01,067
OKAY, I GOT IT.

264
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,635
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

265
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:13,846
[cars bump together]

266
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,414
[car alarm sounding]

267
00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:17,784
[car honking]

268
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,124
[car crashing]

269
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,759
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

270
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,761
YOU SAID "TURN",
SO I TURNED.

271
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,663
NO, I MEANT
INTO THE PARKING LOT.

272
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,899
LOOK AT MY HEADLIGHT,
ADRIAN.

273
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:33,900
IT'S NOTHING.

274
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:34,902
NOTHING?

275
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,302
IT IS TOTALLY SMASHED.

276
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,270
LOOK AT THAT.

277
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:44,110
[cell phone rings]

278
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,914
HELLO?

279
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,383
YES, HE'S RIGHT HERE.

280
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,052
NOW?

281
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,321
OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

282
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,389
STOTTLEMEYER.

283
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,424
HE SAYS
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

284
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,460
NO, NO!

285
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,195
ADRIAN.

286
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,063
I'M DRIVING.

287
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,033
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER,
YOU CAN DRIVE AGAIN.

288
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:06,966
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

289
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,168
EVEN IF HELL FREEZES OVER,
I'M STILL DRIVING

290
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,803
BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT YOU DRIVING ON THE ICE.

291
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,039
GET IN THE CAR.

292
00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:17,076
YOUR HONOR, THIS IS NOT
LIEUTENANT KIRK'S FIRST OFFENSE.

293
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,211
(male prosecutor)
 WE HAVE A CASE, DOCKET 4-5-5,

294
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,948
ADAM KIRK VERSUS
LEONARD STOKES,

295
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,951
IN WHICH LIEUTENANT KIRK
IS ACCUSED OF POLICE BRUTALITY.

296
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,385
THIS IS OBSCENE.

297
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,721
(Kirk)
DON'T TOUCH STOKES,

298
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:28,989
BUT HE CAN
STRING ME UP RIGHT HERE?

299
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,123
LIEUTENANT.

300
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,124
(judge)
 CAN YOU OR CAN YOU NOT

301
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,158
CONTROL YOUR TEMPER?

302
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,192
I CAN, YOUR HONOR.

303
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:34,894
THEN DO IT--ON THE STREET
AND IN MY COURTROOM.

304
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,764
(judge)
 MR. DWYER?

305
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,198
WE REQUEST
THAT LIEUTENANT KIRK BE RELEASED

306
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,267
ON HIS OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

307
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,970
ADAM KIRK
IS A DECORATED OFFICER.

308
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,871
(Dwyer)
 AND THE CLAIMS
 AGAINST MY CLIENT

309
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,940
IN THIS CASE AND THE CASE
INVOLVING MR. STOKES,

310
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,508
HAVE NOT BEEN SUBSTANTIATED.

311
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,809
I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH MORE

312
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,043
SUBSTANTIATED A CASE CAN GET.

313
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,779
BAIL IS SET AT $50,000.

314
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,047
[gavel striking]

315
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,986
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

316
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,187
THEY'RE
ON A FERRIS WHEEL ALONE.

317
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,188
THE FERRIS WHEEL STOPS.

318
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,190
THE GUY'S DEAD.

319
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,758
I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD.

320
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,759
"BAD" IS NOT THE WORD.

321
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,094
"GUILTY" IS THE WORD.

322
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,761
KIRK HAS GOT A TEMPER;
WE'RE NOT DENYING THAT.

323
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,263
YOU COULDN'T DENY IT.

324
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,965
I'VE SEEN IT
FIRST HAND.

325
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,033
THERE'S SOMETHING
NOT RIGHT HERE.

326
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,234
HE SWEARS
UP AND DOWN

327
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,003
HE DID NOT
TOUCH THE KID.

328
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:16,937
MAYBE HE BLACKED OUT
OR SOMETHING.

329
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,404
YOU KNOW,
LIKE YOU DO.

330
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:19,538
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?

331
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,774
I WANT YOU
TO DO YOUR THING.

332
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,842
I WANT YOU TO DO
THAT THING YOU DO.

333
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,076
I'VE KNOWN KIRK
FOR 20 YEARS.

334
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:24,878
HE'S A GREAT COP.

335
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,346
YOU USED TO SAY THAT
ABOUT ADRIAN.

336
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,948
COULD WE NOT MAKE
THIS A PERSONAL THING?

337
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,984
THIS IS NOT ABOUT
WHO DADDY LOVES MORE.

338
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,184
MONK, I NEED THIS.

339
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,320
YOU DO RIGHT BY ME,

340
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,822
AND I'LL OWE YOU ONE.

341
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:35,889
ALL RIGHT?

342
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,793
I'D LIKE TO TALK IT OVER
WITH SHARONA.

343
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:41,828
SURE.

344
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,365
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

345
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,835
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO IT.

346
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,969
THE CAPTAIN'S GONNA TESTIFY

347
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,570
IN FRONT OF
THE REVIEW BOARD TOMORROW.

348
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,072
THIS MAY BE GOOD HELP.

349
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,043
I AGREE.

350
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,376
BUT LET'S STAY HERE
A MINUTE.

351
00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,812
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
IT'S A TOUGH DECISION.

352
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,113
OKAY.

353
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,948
WHAT SHOULD
WE TALK ABOUT?

354
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,982
I DON'T KNOW.

355
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,017
HOW'S BENJY?

356
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:04,985
HE'S GOOD.

357
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:05,985
WHAT GRADE IS HE IN NOW?

358
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,453
FIFTH.
FIFTH GRADE.

359
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:08,455
FAILING MATH.

360
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,456
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

361
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,424
HEY, MONK.
YEAH?

362
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,126
WE CAN HEAR YOU.

363
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,503
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S THE DEAL.

364
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,971
THIS HAS GOTTA BE DONE
UNDER THE TABLE.

365
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,239
ALL RIGHT?

366
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,240
OFF THE BOOK.

367
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,441
INTERNAL AFFAIRS
IS ALL OVER IT.

368
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,076
THEY DON'T WANT
ANY OUTSIDERS POKING AROUND.

369
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,245
OKAY?

370
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,312
GOOD.

371
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,515
THANK YOU.

372
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:37,584
IT'S OKAY.

373
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,125
I SAW THAT, ADRIAN.

374
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:50,096
LOOK AT 'EM OUT THERE.

375
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,563
TRYIN' TO GET A PICTURE
OF THE KILLER COP.

376
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:55,501
TOO BAD I CAN'T
CHARGE 'EM RENT.

377
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,971
DID YOU TALK TO THEM?

378
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,639
I JUST TOLD THEM
I WAS A FRIEND.

379
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,975
THANKS FOR LYIN'.

380
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:05,345
YOU KNOW, I DON'T HOLD
WHAT YOU DID AGAINST YOU.

381
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,479
WHY WOULD YOU?

382
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,447
I TOLD THE TRUTH.

383
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,581
FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

384
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,083
I WAS THERE, LIEUTENANT.

385
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,219
I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

386
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,285
IT WAS RESISTING ARREST.

387
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,256
I WAS THERE.

388
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:21,094
WELL, THAT MAKES
YOUR BEIN' HERE NOW

389
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,595
MEAN EVEN MORE.

390
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,532
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY
KILLS ME ABOUT THIS

391
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:31,004
IS I'M SUPPOSED TO TESTIFY
AGAINST STOKES NEXT WEEK.

392
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,304
BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTIN'

393
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,605
THAT BUTCHER OFF THE STREET.

394
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,640
NOW HE'S GONNA WALK.

395
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,576
WHY WOULD HE WALK?

396
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,144
HE CLAIMS THAT
I BEAT A CONFESSION OUT OF HIM.

397
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,178
THIS MAKES HIS CASE.

398
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:42,915
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

399
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,286
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
IT HELPS HIM THINK.

400
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,120
OH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

401
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,023
(Monk)
 WANNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

402
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,290
ON THE FERRIS WHEEL?

403
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,092
YEAH, THAT WAS STUPID.

404
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,494
I GET A CALL
FROM THIS PUNK, GITOMER.

405
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,495
YOU KNEW HIM?

406
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,963
NO, I NEVER MET HIM.

407
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,065
I CHECKED HIM OUT.

408
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,232
(Kirk)
 HE'S GOT SOME PUNK STUFF.

409
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,101
POSSESSION, STOLEN VEHICLE.

410
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,037
SO HE WANTS TO MEET
AT THE CARNIVAL.

411
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:04,937
BUSY PLACE.

412
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:05,972
A LOT OF PEOPLE.

413
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,341
MEET ABOUT WHAT?

414
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:14,114
HE'S GOT SOMETHIN'
ON A SHIPMENT OF PURPLE HAZE.

415
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,015
SO WE MEET.

416
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,517
HE STARTS
HEMMIN' AND HAWIN'

417
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,985
AND THEN HE SAYS
HE'LL TALK

418
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,120
BUT ONLY
UP ON THE FERRIS WHEEL.

419
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,322
FERRIS WHEEL'S HIS IDEA?

420
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,355
OH, YEAH, HIS IDEA.

421
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,657
SO WE GET ON.

422
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,094
I DON'T GET OUT WORD ONE,
HE GOES POSTAL.

423
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,129
YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?

424
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,397
HAND TO GOD.

425
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,065
HE STARTS THROWIN'
HIMSELF AROUND.

426
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,433
HE'S SCREAMIN',
"HELP, HE'S GONNA KILL ME!"

427
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,036
SO THE OPERATOR
 SHUTS DOWN THE RIG,

428
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,037
I GET OFF.

429
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,038
I WALK TEN FEET.

430
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,072
I HEAR SCREAMIN'.

431
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,706
I TURN AROUND AND THERE'S
GITOMER ON THE DECK

432
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,274
WITH A KNIFE IN HIS CHEST.

433
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,676
WHOSE KNIFE WAS IT?

434
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,111
NOT A CLUE.

435
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,513
(Monk)
 AND NOW,

436
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,316
YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THIS GUY?

437
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,716
NO, I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM.

438
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,219
MAYBE HE SHOVED YOU,
YOU SHOVED HIM BACK.

439
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,553
NO, I DIDN'T TOUCH THE GUY.

440
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,088
THINGS GOT OUTTA HAND,
 IT HAPPENS.

441
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,124
NO, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!

442
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,160
NOT TO ME.

443
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,999
NOT ANYMORE.

444
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,043
HOW'S ANITA?

445
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,076
(Kirk)
 OH, SHE'S GOOD.

446
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,177
THANKS FOR ASKIN'.

447
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,778
WHERE IS SHE?

448
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,148
YOU JUST MISSED HER.

449
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,150
SHE'S JUST OUT SHOPPIN'.

450
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,153
SHE SHOULD BE BACK, OH,
ANY MINUTE NOW.

451
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,087
LISTEN, FRIEND,
IF I'M GONNA HELP YOU, UH,

452
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,457
YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.

453
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,460
WHAT?

454
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,628
YOU TWO HAD A FIGHT
AND SHE MOVED OUT.

455
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,068
NOW WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

456
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,669
THE WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY
INTO GARDENING.

457
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,239
BUT EVERY PLANT
 IN THE PLACE

458
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,809
IS DYING.

459
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:53,379
WELL,

460
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,746
SHE ALWAYS COMES BACK.

461
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,690
I'M DONE HERE.

462
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:08,260
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SOMEBODY
A WONDERFUL WIFE.

463
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,063
I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES.

464
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,200
UNDERSTOOD.

465
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,209
(Monk)
 OKAY, REMEMBER,

466
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,542
WE'RE NOT OFFICIALLY
ON THE CASE

467
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,644
SO BE COOL.

468
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:25,711
YEAH, I'LL BE
AS COOL AS YOU.

469
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,114
(Benjy)
 MOM, HOW MANY TICKETS
 CAN WE GET?

470
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,548
(Sharona)
 I DON'T KNOW.

471
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,749
(Benjy)
 OKAY,

472
00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,218
LET'S GET A WHOLE SHEET,
 WHICH IS $40.

473
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,384
(Sharona)
 I DON'T KNOW,

474
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,320
BENJY, I WORK
FOR A VERY CHEAP MAN.

475
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,688
HOW MANY?
TEN.

476
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,490
THAT'S TRUE; SHE DOES.

477
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,159
HE'S ALSO A VERY NAIVE MAN

478
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:42,595
WHO DOESN'T KNOW
WHEN HE'S BEING USED.

479
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,829
WHO--WHAT?

480
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,830
WHO'S BEING USED?

481
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,865
YOU ARE.

482
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,866
KIRK'S NO GOOD
AND YOU KNOW IT.

483
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,669
HE'S STOTTLEMEYER'S
EX-PARTNER.

484
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,471
THE CAPTAIN WILL DO ANYTHING
TO SAVE HIS ASS.

485
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:52,672
HE JUST WANTS YOU
TO COME UP

486
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,207
WITH ONE OF YOUR
CONVOLUTED THEORIES

487
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,108
SO HE CAN PARADE YOU
IN FRONT OF A JURY.

488
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,878
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

489
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,779
WHAT'S WRONG?

490
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,249
THE FERRIS WHEEL.

491
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,282
(Monk)
 IT'S KINDA BIG.

492
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,284
I CAN'T GO ON IT.

493
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,219
WELL, YOU HAVE TO.

494
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,188
IT'S A CRIME SCENE.

495
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,422
NAH.

496
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,823
BENJY, THE BUMPER CARS
ARE OVER THERE.

497
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,125
NAH, UH-UH.

498
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,393
(Sharona)
 COME ON, PLEASE.

499
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,760
WE GOTTA
 FIND STOTTLEMEYER.

500
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,806
(Stottlemeyer)
 HEY.

501
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:27,906
HEY.

502
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,375
YOU REMEMBER BENJY.

503
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,609
YES.

504
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,877
HOW YOU DOIN', BENJY?

505
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,779
YOU'RE IN LITTLE LEAGUE,
RIGHT?

506
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,781
YEAH, I THINK MY KID
BEANED YOU LAST YEAR.

507
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,584
HEY, FOLKS,
HOW ABOUT A PHOTO?

508
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,152
NO, NO, THANK YOU.
NO, THANK YOU.

509
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,252
COME ON.

510
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,453
IT'S A SOUVENIR.

511
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,723
IT'S A CARNIVAL.

512
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,794
ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.

513
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,561
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

514
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,563
HERE'S YOUR TICKET.

515
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,698
YOU CAN PICK IT UP
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

516
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,165
THANK YOU.

517
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,701
LET'S GO.

518
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,435
MONK.

519
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,804
(Sharona)
 ADRIAN.

520
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:58,805
MONK, COME ON.

521
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,807
HERE YOU GO.

522
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,808
UNCLAIMED FROM THE DAY
YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT.

523
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,443
THIS IS EVERYTHING.

524
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,445
ADRIAN,
I PROMISED BENJY I'D TAKE HIM

525
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,280
ON THE BUMPER CARS,
SO WE'LL MEET YOU LATER, OKAY?

526
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,147
JUST STAY CLOSE
TO THE CAPTAIN.

527
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,849
AND IF YOU GET LOST,
FIND A POLICEMAN.

528
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,919
PROMISE?

529
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:13,885
BINGO.

530
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,454
LOOK AT THE SWEATSHIRT.

531
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,257
I WAS THINKIN'
THE SAME THING.

532
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,857
ZIPPED ALL THE WAY UP.

533
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,959
BUT IT MUST'VE
BEEN 95 DEGREES THAT NIGHT.

534
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,594
YEAH.

535
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,967
(Stottlemeyer)
SO THEY MEET OVER THERE,

536
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,769
WALK THROUGH HERE,
GET ON THE RIDE,

537
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,272
GO ROUND AND ROUND,
IT STOPS, AND THE KID'S DEAD.

538
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,740
DID YOU QUESTION
THE OTHER RIDERS?

539
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,741
OH, YEAH.

540
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,776
I GRILLED EVERYBODY
IN THE PARK.

541
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:37,809
I GOT A LIST OF--

542
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,516
INTERNAL AFFAIRS.

543
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,983
HEY!

544
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,885
LOOK, YOU JUST HAPPENED
TO BE HERE, OKAY?

545
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,221
IT'S YOUR DAY OFF,
UNDERSTOOD?

546
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,222
HEY, WALT.

547
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,523
CAPTAIN.
HOW ARE YOU?

548
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,592
MR. MONK.

549
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,593
WALTER CAUFFEL.

550
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,693
HOW'S IT GOIN'?

551
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,462
IT'S A BITCH--
BITCH AND A HALF.

552
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,630
(Cauffel)
 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

553
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:01,000
I'M HERE WITH MY ASSISTANT
AND HER KID.

554
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,501
I NEVER FIGURED YOU THE
AMUSEMENT PARK TYPE.

555
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,935
OH, SURE, I LOVE IT.

556
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,472
IT'S SO, YOU KNOW,
EDGY.

557
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,709
HEARD YOU'RE
UP FOR REINSTATEMENT.

558
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,576
GOOD LUCK.

559
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:11,978
THANK YOU,
I REALLY SHOULD BE GOING.

560
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,211
HAVE YOU SEEN SHARONA?

561
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,847
YEAH, SHARONA'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

562
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,616
OKAY, SEE YOU.

563
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,455
GIVE ME A COUPLE MINUTES AND
I'LL GET RID OF HIM, ALL RIGHT?

564
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,457
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

565
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,991
JUST HAVE FUN.

566
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:26,992
FUN?

567
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:27,859
YEAH.

568
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,596
LOOK, YOU'VE SEEN
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE FUN.

569
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,962
IMITATE THEM.

570
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:45,478
[mallets banging]

571
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,315
[bell rings]

572
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,794
UGH.

573
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,596
I AM SO HUNGRY.

574
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,432
THEN GET A HOT DOG.

575
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,567
NO, NO, THANKS, NO.

576
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,902
MOM, CAN I HAVE $2?

577
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,837
WAIT, WHAT FOR?
IT'S A CONTEST.

578
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,539
THERE'S A BIG JAR
OF JELLYBEANS,

579
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,040
AND IF I GUESS HOW MANY
ARE IN THE JAR

580
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,776
I WIN A BOOM BOX.

581
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,044
8,385.

582
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,846
WHAT?

583
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,480
THAT'S HOW MANY JELLYBEANS
ARE IN THE JAR.

584
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,048
8,385.

585
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:26,752
8,385.

586
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,854
8,385.

587
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,756
HAVE YOU SEEN THE JAR?

588
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,324
HOW CAN YOU GUESS
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE JAR?

589
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,961
BENJY, 8,385.

590
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,565
THANKS, MOM.

591
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:39,932
OKAY, NOW YOU OWE ME $2.

592
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,470
(Monk)
 THERE'S I.A., DON'T LOOK.

593
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:44,871
COME ON.

594
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,772
WE GOTTA LOOK LIKE
WE'RE BLENDING IN.

595
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,576
LET'S GO.

596
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,977
YEAH, WE'LL BLEND.

597
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,416
THANK YOU.

598
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,719
NO PROBLEM.

599
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:00,886
JUST TAKE IT.

600
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,054
COME ON.

601
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,355
IT'S GOOD.

602
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,463
OW!

603
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,034
YOU HAVING FUN?

604
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,536
I THINK SO.

605
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:17,836
MY HEAD STOPPED THROBBING.

606
00:22:17,869 --> 00:22:18,704
BUT TOO MANY CLOWNS.

607
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,940
JUST WAY TOO MANY.
[clown horn honking]

608
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,974
OH, COME ON, RELAX.

609
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,143
[grunts]

610
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:25,478
OH, MY GOD.

611
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,546
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

612
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:27,547
I WON IT.

613
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:28,914
IT WAS THAT JELLYBEAN CONTEST.

614
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,416
MR. MONK WAS RIGHT.

615
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,884
YOU WERE ONLY OFF BY EIGHT.

616
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,019
ADRIAN,
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

617
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:35,153
LUCKY GUESS.

618
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:36,923
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

619
00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,023
(Sharona)
HOW'D YOU DO IT?

620
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,892
ADRIAN.

621
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:42,994
ADRIAN, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

622
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,864
COME ON, COME ON.

623
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,999
WE GOT ABOUT AN HOUR.

624
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,134
I SENT 'EM TO THAT STRIPPER BAR
ON BAKER AVENUE.

625
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,403
I TOLD 'EM KIRK
HANGS OUT THERE.

626
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:51,336
HELLO, KITTY.

627
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,172
AW, HELL,
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE.

628
00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:54,874
I'M TRYIN'
 TO MAKE A LIVING HERE.

629
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:55,875
(Stottlemeyer)
 SORRY, I'M SORRY.

630
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:56,909
THIS WILL ONLY
 TAKE A MINUTE.

631
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,076
ADRIAN MONK, KITTY MALONE.

632
00:22:58,109 --> 00:22:59,111
SHE'S BEEN WORKIN'
 THE FERRIS WHEEL

633
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,179
FOR SEVEN YEARS HERE.

634
00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:01,113
NEVER HAD A PROBLEM.

635
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,015
NEVER HAD AN ACCIDENT
UNTIL LAST NIGHT.

636
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,817
SUPPOSE HE WANTS
TO HEAR THE STORY TOO?

637
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,184
YES, PLEASE,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

638
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,854
THE FREAKIEST THING
I EVER SEEN.

639
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:08,855
TWO GUYS GOT ON.

640
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:09,855
A FEW SECONDS LATER,

641
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,423
ONE OF THEM
STARTS SCREAMING.

642
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,025
YOU MEAN, MR. GITOMER?

643
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,693
I DON'T KNOW NAMES.

644
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,928
THE SOON-TO-BE-DEAD ONE.

645
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:17,763
HE WAS SCREAMIN'
"HELP, HE'S TRYIN' TO KILL ME!"

646
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:18,698
I LOOKED UP.

647
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,967
BASKET FOUR IS ROCKIN'
 BACK AND FORTH.

648
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,801
I FIGURE THEY'RE EITHER
FIGHTIN' OR FALLIN' IN LOVE.

649
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:26,905
YOU-YOU COULDN'T SEE
WHAT WAS HAPPENING?

650
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,974
NAH, YOU CAN'T REALLY SEE
WHAT'S GOIN' ON UP THERE.

651
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,910
SO I STOPPED THE RIDE,
 YOU KNOW?

652
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:31,844
I ALWAYS STOP
 FOR CRYING BABIES

653
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,180
AND GUYS KNIFING
EACH OTHER.

654
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,714
ANYWAY, I POPPED THE BAR,
THE COP GETS OUT.

655
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,848
HE'S PISSED.

656
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,018
HE'S SCREAMIN',
"I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!"

657
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,019
WHERE WAS HE?

658
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,554
OVER THERE.

659
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,623
AND THE OTHER GUY?

660
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:44,891
DOUBLED OVER
IN HIS SEAT.

661
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,625
GOT A KNIFE
IN HIS CHEST.

662
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:47,894
THEN HE FALLS
OVER RIGHT THERE.

663
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,001
(woman)
 GET IT MOVING!

664
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,003
TWO MORE MINUTES, THEN I GOTTA
START CHARGIN' YOU GUYS.

665
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,238
OKAY, BUT COULD YOU JUST--

666
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:00,507
COULD YOU TAKE
 YOUR HAND OFF--

667
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:01,508
IT'S NOT GONNA MOVE.

668
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,509
BUT SHE'S GOT
 HER--BY THE--

669
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,710
IT'S NOT GONNA MOVE.

670
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:04,943
SHE'S RIGHT BY THE CONTROL.
IT'S OKAY.

671
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,779
(man)
 HURRY UP!

672
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,816
THANKS, KITTY.

673
00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:10,849
(woman)
 COME ON!

674
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,151
(man)
 LET'S GO!

675
00:24:12,183 --> 00:24:13,152
HELLO.

676
00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:14,520
WHAT?

677
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:23,895
WHAT IS THAT?

678
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,664
A TAROT CARD.

679
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:27,098
OR A HALF OF ONE.

680
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,035
(Stottlemeyer)
 ANYBODY COULDA LEFT THAT.

681
00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,804
I THINK I NEED
TO SEE GITOMER'S PLACE.

682
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:32,971
WHAT'S IT MEAN,
HALF A TAROT CARD?

683
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,842
I DON'T KNOW.

684
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,512
IT'S A TAROT CARD.

685
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:41,681
(Monk)
BUT, MR. CRENSHAW,

686
00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,281
DOES IT MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU?

687
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,017
YEAH, IT MEANS
YOU'RE WASTIN' MY TIME.

688
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,018
MR. GITOMER

689
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,286
USED TAROT CARDS?

690
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:48,820
I DON'T SEE
WHAT ANYBODY DOES.

691
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,288
I'M ONLY THE LANDLORD.

692
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,191
"THE PEEPHOLES ON THE DOOR
FACE THE WRONG WAY."

693
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:54,160
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

694
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,028
HOW LONG
DID HE LIVE HERE?

695
00:24:56,061 --> 00:24:57,797
EH, NINE WEEKS.

696
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,030
BUT HE PAID FOR TEN,
SO I GUESS

697
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,066
SOMEONE HAS A REFUND COMIN'.

698
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,737
WHAT'S THIS?

699
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:05,971
(Crenshaw)
 MISTER, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

700
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,606
WHAT I SEEN HANGIN'
 FROM THOSE FANS.

701
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,775
ADRIAN.

702
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,681
THIS IS WEIRD.

703
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:15,882
HE KEEPS HIS BATTERIES
IN HIS SOCKS?

704
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:16,949
OH, MY GOD.

705
00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:17,950
WHAT IS IT?

706
00:25:17,983 --> 00:25:19,919
(Monk)
 IT'S A WEAPON.

707
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:23,789
THEY USE THEM IN PRISON.

708
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,057
IT'S TORN HERE.

709
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:38,605
COULD YOU?

710
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,941
HOOK IT?

711
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:47,145
STAND BACK.

712
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:56,989
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

713
00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,759
I THINK HE HIT HIMSELF
WITH IT.

714
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,760
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ASK.

715
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:04,096
I WOULDA BEEN HAPPY
TO BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THE KID.

716
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,131
I KNEW HE WAS TROUBLE.

717
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,298
NEVER PAID THE PHONE BILL

718
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,000
BUT ALWAYS HAD MONEY
 TO GO DANCING.

719
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,068
HE WENT DANCING?

720
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,170
YEAH, EVERY NIGHT.

721
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,238
THAT CLUB OVER
IN THE PARK THERE.

722
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,140
THE LUNA LOUNGE.

723
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,980
[loud electronic music]

724
00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,949
HEY, EXCUSE ME.

725
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:25,250
WE'RE NOT OPEN YET.

726
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:28,253
IS THIS YOUR CLAIM CHECK?

727
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,022
ACTUALLY,
I GOT SOMETHIN'

728
00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,291
I CAN SHOW YOU
IN THE BACK.

729
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,031
HERE IT IS.
IT'S BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE.

730
00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:42,034
(Monk)
 HOW LONG WOULD YOU SAY
 IT'S BEEN HERE?

731
00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:43,368
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

732
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,104
I NEED TO KNOW HOW--

733
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,910
THANK YOU.

734
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,712
(male board member)
 CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER,

735
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:57,115
YOU HAVE USED
FORMER DETECTIVE MONK

736
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,818
SEVERAL TIMES
OVER THE LAST 2 1/2 YEARS.

737
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:00,886
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

738
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,721
ON A CONSULTING BASIS.

739
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,390
HAVE YOU BEEN SATISFIED
WITH HIS WORK?

740
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,025
YES, ABSOLUTELY.

741
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:07,259
HE, UM--

742
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,261
HE HAS HELPED ME
SOLVE FIVE--NO, SIX--

743
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,698
VERY DIFFICULT CASES.

744
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,932
HE HAS A UNIQUE WAY
OF LOOKING AT EVIDENCE

745
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,067
EVEN AFTER A SCENE
IS COLD.

746
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:17,903
IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION,
DO YOU THINK ADRIAN MONK

747
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:18,938
IS READY TO BE REINSTATED?

748
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:22,074
HE IS AN EXCELLENT
INVESTIGATOR.

749
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,075
(female board member)
 I BELIEVE WE'VE
 ESTABLISHED THAT.

750
00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,076
THE QUESTION IS,

751
00:27:25,111 --> 00:27:26,746
DO YOU BELIEVE
THAT HE SHOULD BE REINSTATED

752
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,279
TO THE SAN FRANCISCO
POLICE DEPARTMENT?

753
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:29,414
HE IS RELIABLE.

754
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,951
HE, UH,
HAS AN ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE

755
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:37,189
OF THE STRANGEST,
MOST ARCANE THINGS.

756
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,356
LIKE BOOK BINDING.

757
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,726
THERE WAS A CASE
BEFORE HE GOT--

758
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,326
CAPTAIN, THIS IS
A YES OR NO QUESTION.

759
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,131
IN YOUR OPINION,
IS HE OR IS HE NOT

760
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,699
READY TO BE REINSTATED?

761
00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:49,035
YES OR NO?

762
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,943
THE PEOPLE ARE ASKING
FOR A CONTINUANCE, YOUR HONOR.

763
00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,846
OF COURSE
THEY WANNA POSTPONE.

764
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:01,948
LIEUTENANT KIRK WASN'T
ONE OF THEIR WITNESSES,

765
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,382
HE WAS THEIR ONLY WITNESS.

766
00:28:03,414 --> 00:28:05,017
NOW HE'S ACCUSED OF MURDER.

767
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,451
YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT,
LEONARD STOKES

768
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,054
HAS BEEN IN JAIL
FOR 14 MONTHS

769
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:10,021
BASED SOLELY
ON HIS TESTIMONY.

770
00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:13,192
MR. ZWEIBEL, ARE YOU PRESENTING
ADAM KIRK OR NOT?

771
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:14,894
YOUR HONOR, WE CAN NO LONGER
VOUCH FOR LIEUTENANT KIRK.

772
00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:16,095
(judge)
 WELL THEN
 YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

773
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,163
WITHOUT YOUR WITNESS,
 THE STATEMENTS

774
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,231
THAT MR. STOKES MADE
 IN THE BACK

775
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,267
OF THAT SQUAD CAR
 ARE INADMISSIBLE.

776
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:22,468
MR. STOKES.

777
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:26,772
I'M DISMISSING
THIS INDICTMENT.

778
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:27,973
SO I'M FREE TO GO?

779
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,275
I'M SORRY TO SAY
THAT'S TRUE.

780
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:30,308
BAILIFF.

781
00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:34,079
I NEED THE YELLOW COPY.

782
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:40,819
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
HOW YOU DID THE JELLYBEANS?

783
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:41,887
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA TELL ME, ADRIAN.

784
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:42,954
STOKES, LEONARD.

785
00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:44,089
I NEED THE YELLOW COPY.
MM-HMM.

786
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,857
WAIT HERE.

787
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:48,527
EXCUSE ME, LEONARD STOKES,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?

788
00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:49,895
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

789
00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,329
LEAST IT WILL BE
IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES.

790
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:54,066
MY NAME'S ADRIAN MONK.

791
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,267
I'M INVESTIGATING
THE DEATH OF JOHN GITOMER.

792
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,734
DID YOU KNOW HIM?
NO.

793
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:01,373
THIS IS HIS CELL PHONE.

794
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,375
WE FOUND IT IN HIS KNAPSACK.

795
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:06,045
MR. GITOMER RECEIVED TWO CALLS
FROM THIS FACILITY.

796
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:09,015
FROM THE PHONE BANK IN YOUR WING
ON THE DAY HE WAS KILLED.

797
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,016
SO WHAT?

798
00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:11,549
YOU WERE CALLING HIM.

799
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,019
I CHECKED THE RECORDS.

800
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,554
THEY LOG IN EVERY
OUTGOING CALL.

801
00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:16,788
SIGN HERE.

802
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,491
THAT'S A NICE WATCH.

803
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,993
YEAH, GITOMER,
I REMEMBER, HE WAS HERE.

804
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,329
I KNEW HIS NAME,
THAT'S ALL.

805
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,065
WHY WERE YOU CALLIN' HIM?

806
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,398
I DON'T RECALL.

807
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,800
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?

808
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,803
IT'S JUST INTERESTING.

809
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:31,903
YOU TWO KNEW EACH OTHER

810
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,172
AND HIS MURDER
IS THE BASIS

811
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:34,173
FOR YOUR APPEAL.

812
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:36,174
WHAT'S THAT?

813
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,876
IT'S FROM MY
STRAIGHT AND SOBER GROUP.

814
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,144
THREE YEAR PIN.

815
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:41,313
VERY NICE,
CONGRATULATIONS.

816
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:43,015
LOOK, I KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOIN'.

817
00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:44,415
YOU'RE WORKIN'
TO CLEAR YOUR PAL.

818
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,517
LIEUTENANT KIRK.

819
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,518
NO, NO, NO.

820
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:47,920
NO, I'M NOT ON THE FORCE.

821
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,855
OH, COME ON, SURE YOU ARE,
I CAN SMELL IT.

822
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,123
JUST LOOKIN' FOR THE TRUTH.

823
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:52,157
LIEUTENANT KIRK
IS A KILLER COP.

824
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,960
THAT'S THE TRUTH.

825
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,227
JUST NOT
THE TRUTH YOU WANT.

826
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:58,564
YOU COULD BE RIGHT.

827
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,332
IS THERE SOME PLACE
THAT I CAN REACH YOU?

828
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:02,067
NO.

829
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:02,969
SEE YOU AROUND.

830
00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:09,040
GEE, HE'S A CHARMER.

831
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,108
OH, MY GOD.

832
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,542
IS THAT THE RIGHT TIME?

833
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,611
STOTTLEMEYER'S TESTIFYING.

834
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,079
OH, MY GOD.

835
00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,066
YOU LOOK GREAT.

836
00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:37,002
I HAVEN'T WORN IT
SINCE TRUDY'S FUNERAL.

837
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,038
YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
GETTING YOUR HOPES UP?

838
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,007
OF COURSE I AM,
THAT'S WHAT HOPES ARE FOR.

839
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:43,075
I WAS GONNA

840
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,943
SMOOTH IT OUT
BUT IT'S--

841
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,478
YEAH, I KNOW.

842
00:30:53,952 --> 00:30:55,054
OH, NO.

843
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,292
OH, NO.

844
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,965
YOU DIDN'T RECOMMEND ME.

845
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:09,067
LOOK, MONK--

846
00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,402
YOU SON OF A BITCH.

847
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,903
THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
DO THE RIGHT THING.

848
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:14,073
I THINK I DID
DO THE RIGHT THING.

849
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:16,942
(Sharona)
 HE SAVES YOUR ASS ALL THE TIME.

850
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,978
AND HE NEVER ASKS
 FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN.

851
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:23,249
HE CLOSES CASE AFTER CASE
AND THEN HE GOES HOME

852
00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,085
AND WATCHES YOU ON THE NEWS
 TAKING ALL THE CREDIT.

853
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,118
I WANTED TO RECOMMEND YOU.

854
00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,954
I TRIED TO RECOMMEND YOU
BUT I JUST COULDN'T DO IT.

855
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:32,624
ADRIAN, YOU ARE NOT READY
 TO CARRY A GUN.

856
00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,226
YOU'RE NOT READY
 TO HAVE OTHER COPS

857
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,461
DEPEND ON YOU
 UNDER FIRE.

858
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,931
IN YOUR HEART
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT READY.

859
00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:47,038
AT LEAST YOUR FRIEND
ADAM KIRK HAS THE DECENCY

860
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,941
TO STAB PEOPLE
IN THE FRONT.

861
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,220
YOU OKAY?

862
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,025
I JUST WANNA BE ALONE.

863
00:32:09,327 --> 00:32:13,499
OKAY, I'LL COME WITH YOU.

864
00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,067
HEY.

865
00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,075
HOW DID IT GO
THIS AFTERNOON, SIR?

866
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:27,046
IT WAS ROUGH.

867
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,615
(Disher)
 WELL, I'M SURE YOU DID
 EVERYTHING YOU COULD.

868
00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:32,250
YOU, UH,
WANNA GO GRAB A DRINK?

869
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,484
(Stottlemeyer)
 NO, I'M GOOD.

870
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:37,088
HEY, RANDY?

871
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,190
DID I EVER TELL YOU

872
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,160
ABOUT MONK'S FIRST DAY
 AS A DETECTIVE?

873
00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,560
NO, SIR.

874
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,163
HAVE A SEAT.

875
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:54,472
HE DIDN'T HAVE A PARTNER
SO I GOT STUCK WITH HIM.

876
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,241
WAS HE, YOU KNOW?

877
00:32:56,275 --> 00:33:00,145
NO, HE WAS A LITTLE WOUND.

878
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:01,779
HE USED TO WIPE
OFF THE WINDSHIELD

879
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,682
AND REARRANGE THE GLOVE BOX
BEFORE WE'D ROLL.

880
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:06,652
ANYWAY, WE'RE THE PRIMARIES

881
00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:09,755
ON A BODY IN A HOTEL
IN THE CASTRO.

882
00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,423
A HOOKER HAD SWALLOWED
A BUNCH OF PROMAZINE.

883
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:13,625
YOU KNOW,
 THE BIG SLEEPING PILLS.

884
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,792
HORSE TRANQUILIZER, SIR.

885
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,661
I SAID "SUICIDE".

886
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:18,329
EVERY COP ON THE SCENE
SAID "SUICIDE".

887
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,266
MEDICAL EXAMINER SAID "SUICIDE".

888
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:22,134
MONK WALKS IN, SAYS "MURDER".

889
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,470
WHERE'S THE WATER?

890
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,771
THE ROOM HAD NO WATER.

891
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:28,740
SIMPLE.

892
00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,109
EIGHT PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
BUT NOBODY SAW THAT.

893
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,413
WELL, I'M SURE YOU WOULD'VE
SEEN IT EVENTUALLY, SIR.

894
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:35,480
DON'T KID YOURSELF.

895
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,517
THERE IS ONLY ONE
ADRIAN MONK.

896
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,656
[vacuum whirring]

897
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:54,766
YOU'RE GONNA
WEAR OUT THE CARPET.

898
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:57,302
HAVE YOU SEEN THE DOWNSTAIRS?

899
00:33:57,336 --> 00:33:59,337
THE WHOLE BASEMENT.

900
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,075
DAMN!

901
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,810
DAMN!

902
00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:08,079
DAMN, DAMN IT!

903
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,315
DAMN!

904
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,516
WHAT HAPPENED?

905
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,617
I KNEW IT.

906
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,851
DAMN, I KNEW IT.

907
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,121
KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

908
00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,088
AH, WHY ME?

909
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,523
EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME.

910
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:19,824
ADRIAN, WHAT HAPPENED.

911
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:23,262
I SOLVED THE CASE.

912
00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,606
CAPTAIN?

913
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,606
(Stottlemeyer)
 YEAH.

914
00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:36,807
HERE'S YOUR SANDWICH.

915
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:37,842
THANK YOU.

916
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,710
HAM AND CHEESE ON RYE.

917
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,846
AND YOUR SODA.

918
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:41,847
GOODY, GOODY.

919
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,115
YOU WANT YOUR PICKLE?

920
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:47,385
NOT ANYMORE.

921
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,755
OH.

922
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,425
SHARONA FLEMING
IS ON LINE TWO.

923
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,394
TELL HER
I'LL CALL HER BACK.

924
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,197
WELL, SHE SAYS
IT'S IMPORTANT.

925
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,070
HI, SHARONA.

926
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,871
(Sharona)
 CAPTAIN, ADRIAN KNOWS WHAT
 HAPPENED ON THE FERRIS WHEEL.

927
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,840
DO YOU WANNA MEET US
AT THE CARNIVAL?

928
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:10,242
(Stottlemeyer)
 LET ME TALK TO HIM.

929
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:11,577
HE WANTS TO TALK
TO YOU.

930
00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:15,181
HE'S SHAKING HIS HEAD "NO".

931
00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:16,215
WAS IT KIRK?

932
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,315
WAS IT LIEUTENANT KIRK?

933
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,849
NO.
NO.

934
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,320
THIS IS CRAZY, SHARONA.

935
00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,653
PUT HIM ON THE PHONE.

936
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,791
ADRIAN, HE REALLY WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.

937
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:26,891
I'M NOT TALKIN' TO HIM.

938
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:33,565
IF YOU WANNA HOLD
THE PHONE UP, FINE.

939
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:34,900
HOLD ON.

940
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,835
IT WAS LEONARD STOKES.

941
00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:37,902
HE PLANNED THE WHOLE THING
FROM PRISON.

942
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,572
HIS TRIAL WAS COMING UP
AND SOMEHOW

943
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:42,574
HE HAD TO GET
HIS CONFESSION THROWN OUT.

944
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:43,875
(Monk)
 THE ONLY CHANCE HE HAD

945
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,411
WAS TO DISCREDIT THE COP
 THAT ARRESTED HIM

946
00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,179
AND THAT WAS ADAM KIRK.

947
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:50,581
(Monk)
STOKES CALLED HIS PAL,
JOHN GITOMER.

948
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:53,318
HE CONVINCED GITOMER
TO LURE KIRK

949
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,786
ONTO THE FERRIS WHEEL
AND THEN MAKE IT LOOK

950
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,224
LIKE KIRK BEAT HIM UP.

951
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,626
THE BRUISES ON GITOMER'S CHEST
WERE SELF-INFLICTED.

952
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,927
THAT'S WHY HIS SWEATSHIRT

953
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,630
WAS ZIPPED UP ALL THE WAY.

954
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,498
(Stottlemeyer)
 OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THE STABBING?

955
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:07,798
CAPTAIN SAYS,
"WHAT ABOUT THE STABBING?"

956
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:08,900
I'M GETTING TO THAT,
AREN'T I?

957
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:11,369
AREN'T I?

958
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,239
IT TURNS OUT GITOMER
ONLY KNEW HALF THE PLAN.

959
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:15,907
HE WAS THE REAL PATSY.

960
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,543
(Monk)
STOKES HAD ANOTHER PARTNER.

961
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:19,644
SOMEONE WHO WORKED
AT THE CARNIVAL.

962
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:20,811
SOMEONE WHO LOVED HIM.

963
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:21,679
(Stokes)
 HEY, BABY, IT'S ME.

964
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:23,414
(Monk)
SOMEONE WHO WOULD KILL FOR HIM.

965
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,516
(Sharona)
FERRIS WHEEL OPERATOR?

966
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,951
WAIT, HOW DOES HE KNOW

967
00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:26,985
IT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL
OPERATOR?

968
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,920
THEY WERE BOTH WEARING
STRAIGHT AND SOBER BUTTONS.

969
00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:30,922
WHEN DO YOU WANNA MEET?

970
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:31,757
(Monk)
ORANGE ONES.

971
00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,891
EVERY CHAPTER
HAS THEIR OWN COLOR.

972
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,994
TOOK ME A WHILE
TO PUT IT TOGETHER.

973
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,463
(Monk)
STOKES DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE

974
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:40,898
LIEUTENANT KIRK LOOK CORRUPT
OR HOT-TEMPERED.

975
00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:43,869
HE WANTED TO MAKE KIRK
LOOK LIKE A KILLER.

976
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,936
KITTY WAS THERE
TO FINISH THE JOB.

977
00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:58,349
THEY'VE BEEN HERE ALL WEEK.

978
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:00,418
I'VE BEEN QUESTIONED, LIKE,
SEVEN TIMES.

979
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,753
SHH, KITTY, BABY,
I GOT A PLAN.

980
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,891
YEAH, YEAH,
WE'RE HERE.

981
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,025
WE'RE BY THE SPIDER.

982
00:37:07,057 --> 00:37:08,393
DON'T DO ANYTHING.

983
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:09,394
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

984
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,461
WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

985
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:11,797
OKAY.

986
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,264
OKAY,
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

987
00:37:13,298 --> 00:37:14,666
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

988
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,871
SOMETHING'S WRONG.

989
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:23,041
[woman screaming]

990
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,010
(man)
 CALL AN AMBULANCE!

991
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:31,016
EXCUSE ME.

992
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:38,889
(Sharona)
 OH, MY GOD.

993
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,559
HE'S STILL SOMEWHERE
IN THE PARK.

994
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,960
THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN
GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

995
00:37:41,992 --> 00:37:42,860
WE SHOULD GO UP
ON THE FERRIS WHEEL

996
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:44,262
SO WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

997
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,398
(Monk)
 I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

998
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,000
YOU GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL.

999
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,637
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

1000
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,871
[metal hinges squealing]

1001
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,005
DO YOU KNOW
HOW TO WORK IT?

1002
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:55,806
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?

1003
00:37:58,744 --> 00:37:59,878
[bell rings]

1004
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:10,489
ADRIAN, STOP.

1005
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:11,590
(Sharona)
 IT'S PERFECT.

1006
00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:19,998
YOU LOOKIN' FOR ME?

1007
00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:21,599
WELL, HERE I AM.

1008
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,668
YOU BETTER HANG ON,
ADRIAN.

1009
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:23,735
THIS RIDE'S GONNA
GET PRETTY WILD.

1010
00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:24,769
OH, MY GOD.

1011
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:25,804
ADRIAN--ADRIAN,
HE'S UP HERE!

1012
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:26,838
GET ME DOWN NOW!

1013
00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:27,972
WHAT?

1014
00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:30,775
STOKES IS UP HERE!

1015
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,077
(Sharona)
 GET ME DOWN NOW!

1016
00:38:35,045 --> 00:38:38,617
[crowd gasping]

1017
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,717
(Sharona)
 ADRIAN, GET ME DOWN!

1018
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:40,686
PLEASE, HURRY!

1019
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,588
JUST HURRY UP!

1020
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:43,855
(Monk)
 I'M TRYING!

1021
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:45,923
WHAT A STUPID PLACE
TO HIDE.

1022
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:47,925
(Monk)
 NO WONDER THIS GUY SPENT

1023
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:48,960
HALF HIS LIFE IN PRISON.

1024
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,929
YOU JUST TOLD ME DOWN THERE

1025
00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:52,130
THAT YOU KNEW HOW TO DO THIS!

1026
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,164
(Sharona)
 HURRY UP!

1027
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,934
I AM NOT FAMILIAR
WITH THIS PARTICULAR MODEL.

1028
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,936
(Sharona)
 DO SOMETHING

1029
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,003
AND DO IT FAST!

1030
00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:04,909
DAMN IT, HE'S GONNA GET ME,
HURRY UP!

1031
00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:05,911
IT'S NOT WORKING.

1032
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:07,378
[bell rings]

1033
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:08,414
(Sharona)
 WILL YOU STOP THINKING

1034
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:09,614
AND DO SOMETHING?

1035
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:14,853
(Sharona)
 ADRIAN!

1036
00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:16,387
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

1037
00:39:16,422 --> 00:39:17,456
[machinery breaking]

1038
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:24,963
[grunting]

1039
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:25,896
OH, MY GOD.

1040
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,465
(Sharona)
 ADRIAN!

1041
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,568
[grunting]

1042
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:34,940
ADRIAN, HELP!

1043
00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:36,641
[siren wailing]

1044
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:38,809
WHAT AM I DOING?

1045
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:39,978
WHAT AM I DOING?

1046
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,112
YOU'RE SAVING ME!

1047
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,146
(police officer)
 POLICE!

1048
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:43,882
(Stottlemeyer)
 TURN OFF THE DAMN FERRIS WHEEL.

1049
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:45,016
[grunting]

1050
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,083
AHH!

1051
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,918
[crowd gasping]

1052
00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:52,891
(police officer)
 GIVE IT UP, STOKES!

1053
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,641
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS.

1054
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,543
I'M SURE YOU HAVE TOO.

1055
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:14,880
YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN.

1056
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,213
THEY DON'T BELONG
IN MY DESK.

1057
00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:17,483
THEY BELONG WITH YOU
ON THE STREET

1058
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,550
WHERE YOU CAN
DO YOUR JOB.

1059
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:20,585
(Kirk)
 [sighing]

1060
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,059
THANKS.

1061
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,496
WELCOME BACK.

1062
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,797
(Stottlemeyer)
 YOUR REINSTATEMENT

1063
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,599
IS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

1064
00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:35,934
ALL RIGHT,

1065
00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,835
VACATION'S OVER,
BACK TO WORK.

1066
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,436
JUST A--
JUST A SECOND.

1067
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,880
MONK,

1068
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:50,949
THANKS.

1069
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,762
DON'T GIVE UP.

1070
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,998
WAIT A MINUTE,
IS THAT AN ORDER?

1071
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:10,501
YES, IT IS.

1072
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,612
(Sharona)
 HOW'D YOU GUESS THE JELLYBEANS?

1073
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,014
SHARONA--SHARONA,
JUST GIVE ME THE SHOE.

1074
00:41:24,048 --> 00:41:25,751
NO, NOT UNTIL
YOU TELL ME.

1075
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:26,952
COME ON,
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

1076
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,987
I CAN'T WALK.

1077
00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:29,954
HOW DID YOU DO IT?

1078
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,891
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL TELL YOU.

1079
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,293
AS WE WALKED
INTO THE CARNIVAL

1080
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,293
THERE WAS A PILE
OF GARBAGE.

1081
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,295
A PILE OF GARBAGE?

1082
00:41:37,327 --> 00:41:38,262
YES.

1083
00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:40,231
AND I NOTICED THAT
THEY WERE THROWING AWAY

1084
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:42,199
SOME EMPTY JELLYBEAN BOXES.

1085
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,601
THEY WERE LABELED.

1086
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,670
EACH ONE CONTAINED
1,400 JELLYBEANS.

1087
00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:46,972
THERE WERE SIX BOXES.

1088
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,974
SO THAT'S 8,400 BEANS.

1089
00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,976
YOU FIGURE THE KID
WHO RAN THE GAME

1090
00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:51,976
ATE A COUPLE
OF HANDFULS.

1091
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,045
SO THAT'S 8,385.

1092
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:56,748
NOW CAN I HAVE MY SHOE,
PLEASE?

1093
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,760
YOU REMEMBERED HOW MANY
EMPTY BOXES YOU SAW?

1094
00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:12,864
YES, IT'S A BLESSING
AND A CURSE.

1095
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:15,900
PLEASE DON'T EVER
TAKE MY SHOES AGAIN.

1096
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,936
[giggling]

1097
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,637
NOT FUNNY.

1098
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,871
NEVER WILL BE FUNNY.

1099
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:23,273
WON'T BE FUNNY
THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT.

1100
00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:28,914
[upbeat ragtime music]

1101
00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:31,949
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